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zeldathemes
till the end of the line
Hi I'm Jas. I like Owl City, the Avengers and a bunch of other stuff.

Captain America is really swell. My sister decorated my blog. She's gr9 and totally didn't write this. Contrary to popular belief, I am actually Australian.

vulcanist:

imagine texts between bucky and steve though

like they spend a lot of time beforehand practicing so when they finally are ready for their phones, they know how to text

and it’s all downhill from there, because they won’t stop texting and the avengers all start blaming tony for teaching them how…

oa-ts:

so there’s this guy at my school called Will and he sells chocolates for a dollar each, and one of my friends was buying one off him, so i decided to ask if he ever eats the leftovers and he said he hadn’t had one in 7 months and then i said ‘wow that’s a lot of will power.’ and i swear to lord jesus it’s the greatest pun i’ve ever made

Me during the math exam

dean-luvs-pie:

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wrapbattle:

*accidentally drops that thun thun thun*

polaroidparties:

But mom, dad, you don’t understand, bopping to the top is my life. 

funny-text-posts:

Some of the best and funniest text posts, in my opinion :-)

obscurityandbeyond:

Deep down, RDJ is what tumblr is all about

obscurityandbeyond:

Deep down, RDJ is what tumblr is all about

pizzazen:

–”Are you prepared to be a father?”

–”Don’t worry babe, I’ve been practicing for years.”

Me if I was a cop probably

*threatening thing happens*
Me: OH MY GOD CALL THE POLICE
Police: WE <i>ARE</i> THE POLICE

Everyone who reblogs this will get a really crappy pun.

theonewhopotterheads:

I doubt anyone will reblog this though, but i will do this..

thecutestofthecute:

Dogs with butterflies ehe he he

Dogs with butterflies oho ho ho

Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

chelseamourning:

chubbythecorgi:

My friend sent me this amazing corgi comic! (originals found here)

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER