Captain America is really swell. My sister decorated my blog. She's gr9 and totally didn't write this. Contrary to popular belief, I am actually Australian.
so there’s this guy at my school called Will and he sells chocolates for a dollar each, and one of my friends was buying one off him, so i decided to ask if he ever eats the leftovers and he said he hadn’t had one in 7 months and then i said ‘wow that’s a lot of will power.’ and i swear to lord jesus it’s the greatest pun i’ve ever made
*accidentally drops that thun thun thun*
But mom, dad, you don’t understand, bopping to the top is my life.
Some of the best and funniest text posts, in my opinion :-)
Deep down, RDJ is what tumblr is all about
–”Are you prepared to be a father?”
–”Don’t worry babe, I’ve been practicing for years.”
Me if I was a cop probably
Everyone who reblogs this will get a really crappy pun.
I doubt anyone will reblog this though, but i will do this..
Dogs with butterflies ehe he he
Dogs with butterflies oho ho ho
Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha
I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
you know what sounds good
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies